"Fits thay up tae noo" - Ye ask
"weel we ur gawin' airm-in-airm aroond India n Scotland" - Says ah.
"weel we ur gawin' airm-in-airm aroond India n Scotland" - Says ah.
"Hoo dae yer feel aboot that" - Ye ask.
"howfur cuid I be dowie aboot gawin' airm-in-airm wae mah burd in India 'n' Scotland" - Says ah..
"I daursay yer cuid aye tak' a wee gless o' scots cratur shuid your kinship be goosed" - Says ye.
"Aye - th' cuid save mah mairriage!" - says ah.
How come ur aff tae india - ye ask."Fur it's a handy stopover fur daylight flights" - Says ah -
"Yer a bloody gowk! - Tis a steid that wull batter ilka yin o` yer senses" - Says ye-
"Ta fur that" - Says ah
"Just sloch muesli bars 'n' dinnae dram th' cooncil juice 'n' ye wull be a'richt " - says ye
"Howfur lang urr ye aff tae be in India" - ye ask.
"We ur ainlie thare fur 7 days
"Whaur urr ye gaun in India?" -
"We ur aff tae see Delhi, Agra 'n' Shimla" - says ah
Whaur in th' hell is Shimla? - ye ask
Shimla is up in th' mountains - it's whaur th' British used tae spend summer" - says uh
'N' whit urr ye aff tae dae in bonnie scotland? - says ye
"We ur flying fae Delhi intae auld reekie - taking a hire motor oan th' norther 500 route - wull be spendin' sometime in Mey, Tongue, Ullapool, Isle O' Sky, Fort Uilleam, Winnock 'n' then aff tae Belfast 'n' th' giants causeway 'n' finally heading hame efter catching up wi' th' grandkids in New York" - says ah.
"Whin urr ye goin awa" - says you
"On Thursday" says uh
"God speed" n' keep edgy fur th' hairy skirted monsters!" says ye
"Enjoy the blog" says I - "I promise the truth and mostly just the truth save for, of course, those few slight deviations from complete verity which I judge necessary to keep you interested!" - make sure you post some comments at least once in while just so we know that Albury has not suffered a long term and catastrophic failure of its NBN services - Any issues you might have with translation can be addressed at http://www.scotranslate.com
